Wow! I just got syndicated. Maybe we can put this town on the map. I've always wanted to experiment with the tourism biz. Somebody take a plane in here so we can rush over to the casino and make the big bucks. God, I'll probably end up with something like that happening if I'm not careful. Better, bring a car, I've got a friend in California who wants visitors. Nothing like the Neal Cassidy and Jack Keruoac days. I only read him this year and I feel like I've lived his life, but slightly more sober. I've been kind of drifting in and out of cigarette diners and politics with waitstaff that don't know how to serve coffee. Some of them are kind enough, but the other night I was really put out by being treated like a second class citizen. Don't they know I'm about to conquer the planet from my one bedroom condo?

We're on the news now!

Hah!

Be in touch after I get this smirk wiped off my face.

Chris